AISubs v3.7
Once upon a time, there was a magical land.
There lived a very good-looking witch, a trio of three.
One day, the principal of the magical school said...
You must become more gentle witches.
Thus, in order to learn beautiful women, Yamato Nadeshiko,
the trio were sent to an island country in the east.
What on earth is going to happen?
Magical School
Papa, mama, how are you?
I've been studying Yamato Nadeshiko for a few days now.
I want to become a gentle witch as soon as possible.
I'll become a gentle witch and return to the magical world,
so don't worry and wait for me, Dicker and Yuri.
Well, that's about it.
Ishikawa-san, what are you doing?
Oh, I was writing a letter to my papa and mama in the magical world.
Ishikawa-san, you're so nice.
Well, you know, my parents are worried about me.
Sister, where did you two go?
We were exploring the human world in order to become beautiful girls.
Huh? Did you find anything?
I found something good!
Ta-dah! This is it!
Huh? What's this?
It's a Nadeshiko sweet.
A Nadeshiko sweet?!
It seems that Yamato Nadeshiko women have loved eating this for a long time.
Huh? Then, if we eat it, will we become Nadeshiko girls?
That's right.
Then, let's open it up!
Black...
No, why is it black?!
Hey, try it!
I'm scared!
Huh?! Wait, wait, wait!
Ishikawa-san, please eat it!
Huh?! Me?!
How is it?
It's delicious!
Her way of speaking has changed!
Somehow, even in the moistness, there is a firm sweetness.
And behind that softness, there is a deep taste that doesn't feel like history or tradition.
This is truly a "nadeshiko" sweet!
She spoke in one breath!
You should eat it with enthusiasm!
Thank you for the food!
Huh? His way of speaking has changed, Ojaru!
That's right, Ojaru!
With this, Nadeshiko...
Perfect, Ojaru!
We did it, Ojaru!
Ojaru! Ojaru! Ojaru! Ojaru!
Stop it! What are you shouting about?!
Who are you, Ojaru?!
Don't call me Ojaru!
Have you forgotten my voice?! I am...
I am Edajima Komahachiro, the principal of a magic school!
Principal Komahachiro?!
I've been sending you girls, Odenba girls, to Japan for a few days to make you beautiful Yamato Nadeshiko girls!
Just think about what you're doing!
If you come to me, I'll call you "Ojaru" and "Ojaru"!
Um... Principal?
Huh?
Isn't this Yamato Nadeshiko's way of speaking?
That's right, Ojaru!
Shut up!
Chuko!
Master! It's been a while!
Who's your master?!
You're my master, aren't you?!
I'm Edajima Komahachiro, principal of a magic school!
I've heard about you before!
Um, we're doing our best, too!
Even if you say you're doing your best, you don't know anything about Yamato Nadeshiko!
If we leave it to you girls, we don't know when you'll return to the underworld!
All right!
I've made up my mind!
Huh?
I've made up my mind!
What is it?
What Yamato Nadeshiko will do to you girls from now on...
I will decide for myself, bar!
First of all, I'd like you to introduce yourselves one by one.
Name, age and enthusiasm for Juma.
Yes!
Then I'll go first.
Ishikawa Rika, 19 years old.
My motto is "be strict with yourself and kind to others".
I'll do my best!
Who told you to say a motto?!
You said enthusiasm!
Well, enthusiasm is...
Well, but you have a pretty good motto.
Thank you!
Okay, next!
Miyoshi Erika, I'll go.
Miyoshi Erika, 19 years old.
I'll do my best with Miyoshi Erika's smile!
What are you saying?!
Miyoshi Erika's smile?!
Yes!
Is that already a standard motto?!
It's not like that, but...
Okay.
It's a charm point.
A charm point!
Yeah, you're right. That was a good one.
Next!
Okada Yui, 16 years old.
I'll do my best!
That's good!
You speak great Kansai dialect!
Yes!
Yeah!
Where are you from?
I'm confident!
No, I asked you where you're from!
You asked me where I'm from and you said you're confident!
How confident are you?!
Where am I from?
I'm from Osaka Prefecture!
Oh, you're from Osaka!
Yeah, of course you are!
Are you okay, Principal?!
Yeah, I'm fine!
But...
That was the most embarrassing moment of my life!
When I was asked where I'm from and I said I'm confident!
Yeah...
Well, you're all pretty energetic!
Yes!
And!
I'm Enojima Govajiro, the principal of Maou Academy!
We know!
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What's with this desk?!
Come on, Erica and Yui!
We were sent from a magic school like this to the human world for nothing!
Come on!
Mcdonald's! Mcdonald's!
Hey!
Where's the manga book we found here?
We put it away.
Why would you do that?
You guys put it away!
It looks like it's in a mess, but it's actually in order.
That's why you can't go back to the Demon World.
What's with you? Like we're the only ones who can't go back.
That's right! Ishikawa-san, you left your clothes in the room!
That has nothing to do with it!
What?
Are you going to do it? I'll do it!
If a magician casts a spell on each other, we don't know what will happen.
Is that okay with you?
As you wish.
That's my line.
All right.
Let's do it!
That was close!
When Ishikawa-san came to get me, we got into a fight!
Even so...
Mino-san, you're perfectly still.
Well, I'm good at stopping time.
Even so, you're perfectly still.
Do you want to sit down?
Then I'll go this way.
Tsu-tsu-tsu-tsu-tsu-tsu...
Can you do it with a target?
Tsu-tsu-tsu...
Huh? It's moving!
This person is wonderful!
Stop it!
It'll melt on its own!
It'll be troublesome!
I melted it myself!
Can you two move on?
Your magic!
Ishikawa-san, who are these people?
They're my friends from Makairo.
Makocchan and Konu-chan!
She's my friend, Ishikawa-san!
I'm Mio!
I'm also Kono!
They studied in Japan from Makairo.
And then what did you come here for?
We came to see how Ishikawa-san is doing.
That's right!
Thank you!
But...
What's your past?
I'm doing...
judo at school.
That's so cool!
And I'm playing softball!
It's my dream to join Mutsugi Japan.
In what way? In what way?
Do you want to see it? Do you want to see it?
Then we'll show you!
One, two...
You did whatever you wanted to do earlier!
Alright, I'll pay you back!
Ah, you're so cute!
No! No!
Don't touch me! Don't touch me!
What are you doing?!
Principal!
Indeed! I am Edajima Komajiro, principal of Maoh School!
Master! It's been a while!
I'm not your master!
Master!
I'm not your master! I'm your principal!
What?
Oh! You're not here. What are you doing?
You came to visit us, didn't you?
Oh, you guys came to Japan, too?
We did!
Yes!
But have you been practicing your magic properly?
Yes! We made a queen-sized cow the other day!
You bastards!
What?!
If you do that, you won't have enough milk supply!
What?!
That's what you're saying!
What will you do if you can't drink milk anymore?!
I'm sorry!
You'll have fewer strong children!
Yes, principal!
Leave me alone! Give it back to me!
Yes, I understand!
What are you doing now?
Um... I invented a technique that allows me to walk inside the house while I'm sleeping.
A coma?
That's a great disease called "non-medical illness."
Hurry up and go to the hospital with your health certificate!
Yes! I understand!
Hmm... You guys are still not good enough!
Okay! You guys, too!
Ishika, Miyoshi, Okada, and Yamato, Nadeshiko, and Manico!
Go ask for something!
Understood!
Yes!
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Today's game is "Eating Insects - Nadeshiko Song"!
Let me explain the rules.
You will learn about Nadeshiko through traditional Japanese songs.
Some of the lyrics are about eating insects.
Change the lyrics into clips and answer them.
That's it. Let's go!
Here is the first question!
The question is from the super famous "Makura no Soushi".
"Spring is dawn. Yoyo, honyarara, nariyuku".
Think about this "honyarara" part and write it down!
"Spring is dawn. Yoyo, honyarara, nariyuku".
"Nariyuku".
By the way, Shigeru Mizuki, who is famous for "yokai manga", left behind the famous phrase "spring is dawn".
What does "yoyo" mean?
"Yoyo".
I knew you would say it!
You're a liar!
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Let's look at the question!
"Spring is dawn.
Yoyo, honyarara, nariyuku".
Think about this "honyarara" part and write it down!
I wonder what "yo-yo" is going to be like.
Well, let's look at it in order.
Let's start with Konno.
"Yo-yo" is going to be white?
Ms. Konno...
"Yo-yo" is going to be white.
Why is that?
Well...
Hmm...
When I look at this text, I feel like "yo-yo" is going to be white.
What?!
Konno, is that true?!
Why is it white?
That's amazing.
I feel like it.
Ms. Ishika!
Let's look at Ishika's answer.
Konno's answer is...
"Yo-yo" is going to be happy.
You said "yo-yo" earlier, didn't you?
Did you use that as a hint?
Yes.
It's like you're getting excited.
That's right.
That's why I'm happy.
It's like you're happy.
I'm happy?
It's like you're happy.
You'll be happy.
I see.
If it's spring, you'll be happy.
Yes.
Well, it's spring.
Yes.
It's a late season.
Yes.
Well, let's look at Okada next.
You said spring, didn't you?
It's summer, isn't it?
It's spring, isn't it?
It's true.
It takes three months, doesn't it?
Sometimes.
Why does it take so long?
So, Okada's yo-yo is about three months old.
That's how you see it, isn't it?
Yes.
I see.
Well, let's look at Miyoshi next.
Yes.
Gradually...
Yo-yo gradually turns white.
Well, I don't know the answer, either.
Why?
I don't know, either.
I don't know because it's winter.
Well, first of all...
Let's look at Ogawa's answer.
Ogawa's answer.
Here it is!
Gradually...
Yo-yo turns cherry-colored.
It's beautiful, isn't it?
Yes, it looks beautiful.
It turns mountainous.
Mountainous.
Cherry...
Cherry blossoms.
It's beautiful, isn't it?
Yes.
Why do you emphasize the word "cherry"?
I emphasized it.
Where did you emphasize it?
I emphasized it here and there.
You emphasized it.
Yes.
Well...
What's the answer?
The answer is...
Yes, it is!
Oh!
That means...
Gradually...
This time...
Yo-yo turns cherry-colored!
Really?
Yes.
The sun rises in the morning.
At dawn...
At night...
The sky turns white.
In other words, that white light hits the mountains and the mountains turn white.
This is a very beautiful song.
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Then, the next question is...
this one!
"Ongeba Motoshi".
"On-ya-la-la-mo-on".
This "On-ya-la-la-mo-on" is...
I'm sorry!
What is it?
This is very famous!
Is this a song sung at graduation ceremonies?
Yes!
I've heard of the title of the song, but could you please sing it for us?
Yes, please!
I'll sing it.
Aogeba
Totoshi
Are you lying?
Is it true?
Kogyara
no
on
No, it's not!
It's true!
Why do you sing this song?
Have you finished it?
Yes, I have.
Let's see it from the other side.
Yes.
I think it's correct.
Yes.
Then, please announce the answer!
"Aogeba", "Totoshi", "Tsuruno", "on"
What does it mean?
It has "gaeshi" in it, doesn't it?
What?
It has "gaeshi" in it, doesn't it?
"gaeshi"?
"no" "on" "gaeshi"?
That's it! That's it!
It doesn't matter!
What? It doesn't matter?
I can only think of this one.
Then, Miyoshi.
Yes.
Bako no on
"on"!
"on", I see!
Did the emperor or the emperor take "on" from you?
I think you should have received more "on".
Then, Okada.
Can you do it?
Yes.
kansha no on
It's the same thing twice.
"kansha kansha" doesn't sound like "kansha kansha", does it?
It sounds like a bargain, doesn't it?
"kansha kansha" doesn't sound like "kansha kansha", does it?
Then, I'll announce the answer!
The answer is...
aogeba
totoshi
wagashi
no
on
It was "on"!
"wagashi"?
It's not "wagashi"!
What?
It's not "oriental wagashi"!
What did you say? "wagashi"?
"wagashi"!
"wagashi"?
"wagashi"!
What does "shi" mean?
"Shishou"'s "shi"
shishou
Well, it means "sensei", doesn't it?
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Now, let's have you do "shikou suro" at "kyo-wa- ga".
Yes!
Now, I'll explain the rules.
First of all, you three will be in one group and do it.
Then, I'll give you keywords related to Japanese beauty.
From there, please take a pose that you think of.
Pose?
Yes, if you three have the same pose, it's OK.
Oh!
If you agree with the rules, you'll move in the same way.
If you don't agree, you won't be "yamato no gushiko".
Yes!
Now, I'll give you three themes.
Yes!
The theme for you three is...
"Make it a New Year's Day"!
Oh!
"Make it a New Year's Day" has many themes, but...
Oh!
"Make it a New Year's Day" has many themes!
Yes, it does.
If you three have the same pose, you'll be "wonderful women".
Now, I'll give you themes.
"shikou suro" and "make it a New Year's Day" are...
Ready, set...
Oh!
This is "omishiya" (traditional Japanese greeting)
Ishikawa-san!
Ishikawa-san is the only one who is using "omishiya" as a greeting.
You are using it as a greeting.
First of all, Miyoshi-san, what is that?
This is "hatsumode" (first visit)
I see.
Kashiwa-san, what about you, Okano-san?
"omairi" (prayer)
It's "hatsumode" (first visit)
Yes.
What did you write?
"omairi" (prayer)
Well, it's "omairi" (prayer)
Really?
And you, Ishikawa-san?
"karta" (card)
Oh, "karta" (card)
Because you did "karta" (card)
Well, it's true that it's a New Year's Day, but Ishikawa-san is the only one who is using "karta" as a greeting.
Let me do it.
Then, let's switch and do it with the next three people.
Let's do it with the same theme.
For those who do it for New Year's Day, "nadeshiko- suraptor", start!
One, two...
This is...
If you say it's similar, it's similar, everyone!
If you say it's similar, it's similar!
Well, first of all...
Kondo-san will...
Eat "ozoni".
Oh, she stretched her mochi!
I see...
Kamei-san will...
Put mochi on it.
I see...
Then, Ogawa-san will...
Um...
Eat it with "kagoita".
I see!
As a result, the pose is similar...
The pose is similar, but...
It's no good at all!
It's no good, it's no good!
There's this too.
That's right, that's right!
It's no good, it's no good!
Ballet!
Ballet? Ballet's pose is similar?
That's right!
Um...
This one?
The dancing one!
Ballet!
The swimming one!
That's up to you three to decide.
That's irresponsible!
Irresponsible?
Well, it might be dancing ballet...
Right?
And it might be ballet ball...
Maybe...
It might be something from the western part of America!
It's no good at all!
Now, which ballet will you choose?
There's no third one, right?
There's no third one, right? You can't just pick one.
Well, I'll leave it up to you.
Okay, here we go!
If you say "Narushi kun's ballet"...
One, two...
Ishikawa-san!
Leader!
You two again!
Miyoshi-san and Tano-san, you're receiving, right?
Tano-san, you're receiving, right?
Ishikawa-san, you're receiving and dropping the ball, right?
It's receiving!
The ball will slide, right?
Okay, here we go!
Why? It's beautiful, isn't it?
If you do ballet, you might get beautiful rain, but...
No!
It is beautiful, but...
The women who are doing ballet...
Both of them are beautiful, but...
That's right!
Damn it!
Okay, let's move on to the next scene.
Okay!
Okay, Sonny, you're doing ballet, too!
Ballet?
No, you can't! You can't talk to each other!
Okay...
There's only one, right?
There is only one!
Sonny's "there is only one" is playing!
That's it!
Okay!
Let's go with that!
If you say "Nadeshiko"...
If you say "ballet"...
Start!
Wait a minute!
Look! Look!
Yes! Yes!
Kamei-san, you're doing the pose you just did!
Yes, you can't! Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
Okay, wait a minute!
I'll make a decision!
You can't do that!
I'll make a decision!
You can't do that!
Wait!
Kamei-san, you're doing another pose!
You can't do that!
Okay?
Let's ask her! Let's ask her!
Let's ask her!
Okay, Kondo-san!
Ballet...
Block!
Yes!
Okay!
Ogawa-san!
Block!
Yes!
Okay, Kamei-san!
This!
This is impossible!
Wait!
This is embarrassing!
Don't make me laugh!
Hey!
Don't make me laugh!
Both teams are wrong!
Yes!
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When it comes to baseball, it's...
Baseball.
Yes.
What is baseball?
Baseball is...
Inspiration.
If it's like this, it doesn't matter if it's like Nadeshiko.
We have no choice but to go.
We just have to pass it.
It's about which position it is, right?
What?!
It's about which position it is, right?
No, there are many other things about baseball.
Let's go.
Shall we go?
Yes.
Well then, Nadeshiko slot...
When it comes to baseball, it's...
Oh!
This has changed magnificently.
Hishika-san, what is this?
It's a bat.
Right, it's a bat.
Kono-san, what is this?
It's a pitcher.
It's a pitcher, isn't it?
Kamei-san, what is this?
It's a catcher.
It's a catcher, isn't it?
It's a catcher.
It's a catcher, isn't it?
It's a catcher.
It's the first time for me to express a catcher like this.
Shall we go and play?
Yes!
In a sense, this is OK.
Yes!
We did it!
Kono-san, you did a good job.
You hit it well balancedly.
You did it!
You hit it as low as you can.
You did it!
I didn't hit it low!
You did it!
I said "low"!
You did it!
But it's a slot, so in a sense...
It feels like we got all of them, doesn't it?
What?
Is that possible?
Right?
Hey, Miyoshi and Okada, why don't you do it again?
Let's do it again!
Right?
Then you three, step forward!
Now, the theme is, as it is, baseball!
Is it okay?
Then we'll go.
Nadeshika's Baseball Theme Song!
Wait a minute, there's one person with a mysterious pose, so we'll do it later.
First, Okada-san!
It's a big cut of daikon!
Next, Okada-san!
Ah, butter! Butter, butter, it's here!
And last but not least, Miyasawa!
Out!
Judge!
Which one?
Out or in?
Judge!
You look like a vest.
Vest?
I don't have such a kind name.
It's from Protector.
Out or in?
I don't have time to wear a vest.
Sales are dangerous.
Anyway, Ramen!
Finally, this is Ramen!
The new theme is "OKEIKO".
OKEIKO?
Ah, OKEIKO!
Is this OK?
Is OKEIKO OK?
It's a Nadeshiko-like OKEIKO pose.
Ah, that's right.
If you think about it like that, it's easy.
It's easier than you think.
Yeah.
OK, then.
Three, two, one.
In front of you.
Ready, set...
Speaking of OKEIKO...
Ready...
Go!
Oh!
Ah!
This is...
I can't eat it.
But, but...
But wait.
Wait a minute.
First of all, Kamei-san...
Tea! Tea! Tea!
I see.
Sado.
Sado club! Sado!
Group?
Eri, it's Sado-san!
Ah, is that so?
Yes!
Isn't this good?
Can you make tea?
Sado?
Sado.
Then, Ishika-san!
Sado...
Is this Sado?
It's here! It's here!
I'm making matcha.
Ah, I see.
I'm making matcha.
You're not drinking matcha.
You're making it.
Do you drink matcha?
You're making it.
I'm making it.
You're making it.
Right?
Now!
What is this time?
Sado!
Liar!
I did it!
Ah!
I made matcha!
I did it!
Really?
I can do it, but only standing.
Standing?
Yes, only standing.
Standing!
But only standing.
But this is a pose, isn't it?
I see.
It's not like the line doesn't match.
But that's because the principal is kind.
Let's do it!
[I got it right away.]
[Thank you.]
Didn't you hear that?
I heard you said...
I got it right away!
I was very careful.
Very careful, wasn't you?
I thought you said "OK" and kept saying it.
I got it right away!
[I got it right away!]
[Mako-chan, you won something in a soccer tournament.]
If I throw it, it's all a strike.
Show me how you throw it.
I can't do it.
Here we go.
It doesn't look like a horse.
It doesn't matter what it is.
It's all magical.
Bad!
Kon-chan, it looks good on you.
I know, right? I like it too.
If you ask me why, it's because of this.
Show me how you hold a bow.
But I don't have any tools with me today.
It's okay if it's just a horse?
Well...
There's no horse today.
Even if you don't have one, you can do it, right?
Yes.
Do you really know about it?
Of course!
I watched the Olympics.
And I won a gold medal.
It's been 20 years.
I'm so moved!
That's Achilles.
Horse!
Look!
It's Aiminus!
Looks like you're all here.
Are you studying Yamato Nadeshiko?
Yes, we are!
Oh, I see.
There's a flower called Nadeshiko.
Can you say its flower language?
Nadeshiko...
It's Nadeshiko's flower language.
Nadeshiko's flower language...
Yes.
I know what "flower" is.
It's light purple.
Yes.
It's that flower language!
Each flower has its own flower language.
Yes!
Ishikawa!
Beautiful!
Not at all!
Yes!
Pure!
Not at all!
Yes!
Dango over flower?
What is that?!
Wasn't there a flower language?
That's not a flower language!
"Dango over flower" is...
Katozuka?
Katozuka...
It's okay. Makocchan will say the correct answer.
Okay, Makocchan, please.
Japanese...
Huh?
What kind of flower language is that?!
I don't know.
The correct answer is...
I always love you.
What kind of lovely flower language is that?!
I don't know!
That's why...
From now on, treat me like Nadeshiko.
What?!
That's exactly what I expected.
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Let's do it, six of you!
Yes!
With your current strength, you should be able to do poses.
Yes!
I'll give you a theme.
The theme is...
"Synchronized Swimming"!
What's synchronized swimming?
Synchronization is...
It's like a woman's beauty crystal.
Yes.
Do you know it?
Yes.
Yes!
It's an Olympic medal.
Yes.
What should we do?
Everyone, show me your confident faces.
And...
What should we do?
Six of you!
Even among you,
you put your hands on your waist like this.
You're posing like you're synchronized swimming.
That's right.
You can't be synchronized, so you're just going up.
Right.
I see.
It might work.
You're posing like you're an Ultraman before the show.
Are you ready?
Yes!
Six of you, let's do it!
Yes!
If you're synchronized swimming, you're ready!
Go!
Wow!
This is great!
For now, Ogawa and Konno are almost synchronized.
Synchronization, this is evidence you haven't seen it.
What?
My nose is already clogged.
That's right.
These days, you don't use scissors anymore, do you?
I have scissors, so I'll use this.
Everyone, try to release the pose if you release the pose.
Yes!
Huh? Okada-san?
Okada-san, what is this?
Swimming.
It's Fushiyuki.
It's synchronization!
Swimming!
That...
Is there such a rule now?
It's synchronization!
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Okay, I'll go next.
Yes!
Hadeshikon slot!
Synchronized swimming is ready...
Done!
Huh? Okada-san!
Swimming...
It's Fushiyuki!
It's synchronized!
Swimming!
That's...
Is there such a violation of the rules?
Just normal swimming?
Ah, but Kameshi-chan and Ishikawa-san...
Ah, Ishikawa-san and Ishikawa-san have both won.
That's right. My hat is a little in the way.
I see. You're doing an eye pose before you open your nose, right?
Yes!
Kameshi-chan, you're...
Doing a "shoo" pose.
"Shoo" like this?
From the swimming pool, "shoo"!
From the swimming pool?!
From the swimming pool, "shoo"!
Ah, from the pool, right?
Ah, from the school's school, right?
I was sleeping under the keyboard!
And Miyoshi-san?
Miyoshi-san said she could dive for about three minutes, so I dived and waited.
She said she could dive for about three minutes, so I dived and waited.
Um...
If you keep diving in single swimming, you'll die!
That's right!
Everyone's just looking at the water's surface.
I understand.
Well, single swimming was a little difficult, so...
Shall the six of us change the theme?
Yes!
Well, the next theme is...
Models.
Models!
Speaking of models' poses...
Oh! This is...
This is...
This is a pretty...
This is a pretty stiff pose, right?
Yes!
Right?! Is everyone okay with it?!
Yes!
Let's go with this.
"Nadeshikasurattan".
Speaking of models...
Ready...
Done!
Eh?!
I didn't know you'd pose like this!
That's surprising, Ogawa-san!
That's surprising, Ogawa-san! You're so cool!
It's like you scored a three-point shot!
That's not fair!
You're trying, but you're not trying to look up!
Okada-san, you're a so-called "model-dachi".
Yes.
I was thinking of this, too.
Yes.
Ishika-san, you're...
I want you to tell me about it, too.
Oh, you're a "model-dachi", right?
I'm a "model-dachi", right? I'm a "model-dachi", right?
That's nice.
I'm a "delmo".
A "delmo".
I'm a "facebook".
Oh, you're a "delmo", like you're hitting your head with your hand.
That's a little like a model, isn't it?!
Right?!
It's a little heavy.
Komu-san, are you looking down at the catcher's sign?
You're a little sexy, aren't you, model-san?!
Like you're pushing your feet forward!
I see!
How about you, Kami?
Like this.
Oh, that's good!
Well, I don't know about you, but it looks like your mom is too excited!
Mom, one more time!
One, two, three!
She's a little too excited!
She's more like a sculpture than a model!
A sculpture?
Yes, a sculpture!
She looks like a Greek sculpture!
What's that?
What you do in the morning.
This is what you do every morning.
Don't you do it as soon as you wake up in the morning?
What you always do in the morning.
That's right.
What you always do in the morning.
That's what most people do, right?
Yes!
They do.
Right?
I've learned it.
Is it okay?
People often say "before you go to bed" in the morning.
Oh, you mean that?
That's enough! Let's go!
That's enough!
Let's go!
Okay!
What you only do in the morning.
What you do in the morning.
Ready, go!
Really?
Let me see it first.
Kami-gaki!
That's right!
Kami-gaki!
Kami-gaki, right?
Kami-gaki!
Kami-gaki! Can you skip one person?
That's easy.
Skip one person.
Kami-gaki!
Kami-gaki, right?
Kami-gaki!
Kami-gaki, right?
Okay, Ryu-san.
You do it in the morning and at night, right?
Yes.
But you also do Kami-gaki in the afternoon, right?
Oh, that's what people say, right?
Yes.
What is this, then?
It's an acupressure.
Acupressure?
Acupressure is what you always do, right?
Acupressure is really strong!
Oh, no!
Yay! It was delicious!
Out of six people, only five made it!
Unfortunately, we couldn't gather everyone here today, but...
Yes!
As we continue on,
if we can gather everyone's opinions...
Yes!
and come up with a perfect pose like this again,
let's do this class again!
Yes!
That's it for today's class!
Everyone, are you ready?
Yes!
This is exciting!
Everyone's feelings have to come together in this!
That's right!
This is a sacred knowledge, so everyone, concentrate!
Understood!
Then...
Everyone, repeat after me what I say!
Here we go!
Tuna! Tuna!
Nadara! Nadara!
Why is it? Why is it?
There's a dog in school!
When you come in, it gets exciting!
Why is it? Why is it?
When you go to karaoke,
it gets loud right away!
Why is it? Why is it?
Fujiko! Fujio!
You're too white when you eat!
Why is it? Why is it?
You eat too much dokaben!
Why is it? Why is it?
What are you doing?!
Hey! Hey!
Why did you come in?!
What?! Was it bad?!
We just performed a sacred ritual!
A sacred ritual?!
That's what Tetsuano Tomi sang, right?
Why, oh why?!
If you don't stop using the ritual spell, you won't be able to do it for a year!
I'm sorry! So, what ritual were you doing?
A ritual in which you can speak better!
A ritual in which you can speak better?!
That's right!
Doesn't a magical spell make you tongue-tied?
We performed a ritual in which you can speak better!
That's right! If you don't do it for a year, you won't be able to do it for a year!
Even if you don't perform a ritual, you should practice it!
Nakocchan!
Kaeru pyoko pyoko mi pyoko go pyo
Arune pyoko pyoko mi pyoko go pyo
Hahaha!
There's no "pyoko" in "pyoko"!
There isn't! There isn't!
If you don't do it for a year, you won't be able to do it for a year!
Hurry up and say it three times!
It's not that easy, but I'll say it!
Kaeru pyoko pyoko mi pyoko go pyo
Arune pyoko pyoko mi pyoko go pyo
That hurts, but...
Kaeru pyoko pyoko mi pyoko go pyo
What are you doing?!
What did you do?!
I am Nago Academy Principal Edajima Koajiro!
Principal!
Is tongue-tied really important?
Of course it is!
Why?
Not only in magic, but in any situation, tongue- tiedness is important!
When I was young, I fell in love with a blonde woman named MJ, a human woman.
To express my feelings, I called her under a pier in Manhattan, but...
Out of nervousness, I said...
You... you... you're too much, Kaeru!
That's not a tongue-tie, is it?
No, it's not!
I heard rumors that MJ married a cameraman from a tabloid magazine who doesn't tongue-tie.
I think I've heard that somewhere...
Or it sounded like a fairy-tale...
Anyway, everyone, make sure you don't tongue-tie!
Okay!
Don't tongue-tie on purpose!
What are you talking about?!
This is how I usually talk!
That's not how you talk!
That's definitely not how you talk!
As usual, I'm going to try and play the "Nadeshiko Game" again!
Oh!
Ishikawa Taiko!
This program was brought to you by these sponsors.
Don't tongue-tie!
Now, let's go to the first match. The first match is...
Ishikawa vs. Ogawa!
Wait a minute!
I won't lose!
I'll make you drink blue juice.
Excuse me.
I won't lose to Japan.
Japan!
"I won't lose to Japan" is a good answer, but "Japan!" is a strange attitude.
First of all, bow to each other!
Now, I will announce the theme for you two.
The theme for "Kokon Tozai" is...
This program was brought to you by these sponsors.
Now, let's go to the first match. The first match is...
Ishikawa vs. Ogawa!
Wait a minute!
I won't lose!
I'll make you drink blue juice.
Now, let's go to the first match. The first match is...
Now, I'll prove it to you.
I won't lose to Japan!
Japan!
The answer to "I won't lose to Japan" is "Japan"!
It's a strange match, but...
Now, let's go!
Now, I'll announce the theme for you two.
The theme is...
Beautiful sound and Japanese words.
It's complicated!
It looks difficult!
Of course, if you get stuck or say the same thing as your opponent, you'll lose!
It's words, right?
It's words!
If it's words, it means...
Yes!
...it's beautiful!
It's no good, right?
That's right!
Now, let's decide who goes first!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Now...
I'll go first!
You'll go first!
Now, if you think it's Japanese, I'll say "OK"!
OK!
Please come in!
Beautiful sound and Japanese words!
Temple!
Mount Fuji!
Kimono!
Katsura!
Shrine!
Cherry blossoms!
Roses!
Trees!
Field!
Tadpole!
Fox!
Flower!
Fox?
You said "flower", didn't you?
No, I didn't!
You said "cherry blossoms", didn't you?
Oh, wait!
Now, let's continue!
One, two...
Shrine!
That's wrong!
You said "temple", didn't you?
No, I said "shrine", too!
Yes, you said "shrine"!
What?!
I won! I won! I won!
Well, Ishikawa-san's "tree" wasn't very good, either!
Stop it right there!
And Ogawa-san's "tadpole" wasn't very good, either!
I don't know!
And with that...
Ogawa, the man in blue!
Yes, please drink in an elegant way.
It stinks!
An elegant person doesn't say "it stinks".
It does stink!
That's right.
Now, isn't it elegant to drink with both hands?
Put one hand down so that it touches your tongue.
Ah, elegant!
Now...
Look! An elegant person doesn't say "fugo fugo"!
It hurts...
It's more than you think, isn't it?
It's a lot!
It's dripping!
One sip! One sip! One sip!
There's something left at the bottom.
You're right!
Ah!
Come here! Come here! Come here!
Now, one word!
A word of thanks!
Thank you for the drink!
Well, isn't it great?
Well, in that case, Ishikawa wins the first match!
Now, let's go...
Kokon Tozai!
When you think of autumn in Japan...
Chestnuts!
Matsutake!
Soybean flour!
Reading!
Sports!
Plums!
Eh? Wait a minute!
What did you say?
Plums?!
What did you say?
Plums?!
Plums... I said it wrong!
Plums?!
Okay, you lose!
I'm sorry!
Eh? Are you okay?
Why are you laughing like that?
What's wrong with you, Okada-chan?!
I'm really crying!
What's wrong with you, Okada-chan?!
I'm crying! It's funny!
What's funny about it?
I'm crying!
Okada-chan is crying!
What's wrong with you, Okada-chan?!
Your face! Your face is funny! How rude of you!
Thank you very much!
Oh, that's good! Eat only the stomach!
Is it good?!
Yes!
Thank you very much!
It was wonderful!
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
The program is...
"Japanese womanly gestures".
Please explain it with your mouth.
Here we go!
"Japanese womanly gestures"!
Drawing up my hair!
Saying my hair!
Cooking!
Putting on make-up!
Hugging Okada!
What?! Wait a minute! Stop!
What did you say?
Hugging Okada!
Oh, well... Ok!
Let's continue!
Putting on make-up!
Melting my hair!
Raising my nose!
Winking!
Wait a minute!
I don't know!
What do you mean "winking"?
I don't know! If you wink like this...
Oh, you mean "wink"!
Wink! Wink!
Do you wink?
I'm sorry, but I heard you say "mink".
You said "animal name"!
Mink! Mink!
Wink!
Speaking of Japan...
Let's just say "Ok"!
Let's continue!
Praying in front of a grave!
No, this is "Ok"!
It's beautiful, isn't it?
Everyone tends to forget things like this!
Yes!
Cutting my apron!
Ok!
What?
Ok!
Sticking my nose in!
Oh, the corner of your nose!
Yes!
Ok!
No way!
Um...
Three...
Legs together!
Legs together is not allowed for Japanese girls!
So-called "beauty of Japanese girls" is to close your knees.
So, it's not allowed!
Oh, you're good!
But, these two are pretty free-spirited.
Pretty free-spirited, right?
I didn't know we had so much time to think.
Let's have a little thinking time.
Well, first of all...
Blue juice!
Here you are.
Please drink it up.
The amount is different from before!
This much!
The amount is different!
Don't worry about the details!
The amount is different!
Ms. Konyo!
Well, you haven't had enough blue juice recently.
It smells like moss!
Don't say that if you're elegant!
Yes, that's right.
Now, say "itadakimasu" properly.
Itadakimasu!
Oh, wait! It might not be true!
Please drink it up.
Please taste it!
Huh?
Can you do it?
You say "gopi-gopi", don't you?
"Gopi-gopi" is not elegant!
That's right!
Now, say it one more time!
Huh? One more time?
Yes, one more time!
Thank you for the blue juice!
How was it?
It's not bad!
Well...
Yes?
Japanese women seem to have a hard time...
Well, the last topic is...
What is it?
The last topic is... Japanese food.
I'm good at this!
Is it like a name?
That's right, it's Japanese food.
Is it like a Japanese restaurant's menu's name?
It's not even a menu's name!
It's just a menu's name.
When it comes to Japanese food.
It's not "When it comes to Japanese food."
Yes.
Can you say it?
Yes.
Can you say it?
Yes.
Let's say it first.
I'm good at this!
Let's say it first.
Yes.
Let's say it first.
Here it is!
When it comes to Japanese food.
Meat and potato.
Miso soup.
Sushi.
Soba.
Pumpkin stew.
Udon.
Horse meat.
Potatoes.
Potatoes!
What kind of potatoes?
When it comes to Japanese food.
No way!
This is love.
Thank you.
This is the taste of love.
The taste of love?
Thank you for the food.
You're welcome.
You're good at it, aren't you?
Out!
Now, what do you think of it?
It's good.
Really?
Is it really good?
But it's my second time.
Is it your second time?
Goodbye!
Thank you very much!
Now, we don't drink with you anymore!
Yay!
These two may be the real Nadeshiko.
Now, you may have such a game.
Until then, polish your skills!
Yes!
That's all for today!
Yes! Thank you very much!